Bible-Verses-Insights.com » Christian Jokes http://bible-verses-insights.com Sharing Insights on Bible Verses Thu, 09 Sep 2010 05:39:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 On Hemorrhoid: Don’t Use Posion Ivoy when You Run Out Of Toilet Paper! http://bible-verses-insights.com/2009/05/on-hemorrhoid-dont-use-posion-ivoy-when-you-run-out-of-toilet-paper/ http://bible-verses-insights.com/2009/05/on-hemorrhoid-dont-use-posion-ivoy-when-you-run-out-of-toilet-paper/#comments Sat, 23 May 2009 05:09:11 +0000 saikit http://blog.exodus-from-9to5.com/?p=125 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> If you run out of toilet papers, be aware…

I am a 47 year old male lawyer.  Please do not use my name if you post this testimonial.

I have had a fissure, and hemorrhoids, for 30 years since I was camping and used poison ivy as toilet paper as a teenager.  I have battled hemorrhoids off and on since that time…

Excerpt is taken from: http://www.westernherbal.com/Hem-Relief_Testimonials_p2.php

Now, don’t get me wrong, I don’t have hemorrhoid.

So… why did I go to a site about hemorrhoid? Because I believe prevention is better than medication!

A prudent man sees evil and hides himself, The naive proceed and pay the penalty. Proverbs 27:12 (New American Standard Version)

If the snake bites before it’s been charmed,What’s the point in then sending for the charmer? Ecclesiastes 10:11 (The Message)


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